okay, not to be a creep, but i'm slightly obsessed with my jiujitsu teacher. he will henceforth be referred to as... okay i was gonna say: 'the brazilian' because he's from brazil but that is too weird so i will just call him 'ricardo' because that is his name. this class is awesome. first of all, the whole 2 hours is purely physical. it's a partner wrestling like sport, and ricardo teaches us all of the official training moves of brazilian jiujitsu. i think it is such a crowd pleaser because we weren't expecting this at all and ricardo is so hot/pleasant and it's somehow very relaxing. there is a casual vibe as we all fight. it's kind of bizarre. okay enough of that. listen in to the transactions i had with ricardo this morning and TRY to deny we have tension. yeah.
sexual ricardo encounter #1: (by far the most important. ever.)
i walk in to the gym and see 2 actors from the show brothers and sisters training.
ricardo walks in and goes to say hi to toby, the other trainer at the gym.
i say, 'i thought you were gonna get in on their fight just now.'
ricardo (note: picture all of his dialogue spoken with a sexy brazilian accent): 'no, just saying hi this morning.'
me: 'are there gang fights in jiujitsu?' (i'm baaaad.)
ricardo: 'oh yeah, anything is possible.'
me: 'so why not go and fight?'
ricardo: 'i don't fight, i make love.'
me: 'ahfiewigberjngpaerdfkmnvdflkmnvap um yeah me too.' high five. I HIGH FIVED HIM. I PANICKED. HE SAID WHILE STARTING RIGHT AT ME 'I DON'T FIGHT, I MAKE LOVE.' he must be toying with my emotions. and needs. and desires.
ricardo just smiles. and i promptly change the subject to how people score points in tournaments and blah blah who cares he said 'make love' while staring at me. not be a 12 year old girl, but i almost fainted. he is so fiiiine.
sexual ricardo encounter #2:
this morning was sparring intensive. ricardo had us partner up and just riff with the moves we have learned so far. my partner was nick and at one point nick challenged ricardo to spar against him. i was standing by watching and joking about how ricardo was killing nick - no big deal. then they shake hands, and ricardo looks at me, and indicates for me to take him on next. i diiiieee. we start sparring and we're laughing and he's so fine and then our faces are faaaaar too close in the middle of class in the middle of this gym and we freeze then i make some diffusive comment about where i put my arms and we move on. kill meeeee. we end our little thing, and as i'm walking away, he reaches out to sneak attack me from behind. ohmygod so i get out of it and then attack him and we're giggling (yes, even him) and then he pulls me in for a hug. okaaaay where i come from, we have sexual tension big time.
final sexual ricardo encounter:
class is ending and we are changing. i may or may not position myself very close to ricardo and lila continues asking him questions about hiking or whatever. i'm still involved in the conversation with them and he looks at me and mentions his EX-girlfriend. i make a joke about that and open the door for him to talk about a current flame but nothing about a current babe. i mean, i've gotten a single vibe from him from day 1, but still he confirmed it today.
anyway, even if he isn't hot for me (but c'mon - all evidence points to yes) i think i found a really great guy to hang out with after this program. he's slightly older than me, but we have good energy together and we laugh and vibe off each other in a fun way. i thought i could be imagining these things but even a guy in my group brought up how we are flirtatious. WE. how WE are flirtatious. i know, if a guy notices, it's obvs. so that's all i really have to say...
oh, i guess i'll talk general about the program for all the people who don't want to read about that hot sweaty brazilian. we talked about our showcase today. i was elected/selected to be the head of the advertising group, so i will be emailing the industry people and getting the word out. i hope i do a good job! i think i can. i also have started focusing on my overall fitness since i can't seem to find part time work and i have a little extra time on my hands. the program is surprisingly time consuming (i mean, it's studio, i should have known...) but i have a little flexibility in my schedule. hopefully i can get my butt in shape and land a hot man by april... nyc kids, see you in may! la kids, see you tomorrow!
xoxooxoxxoxoxo stay warm, m.
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